Revised Bedtime Prayer

Laughter is healthy.

I try to eat well and I exercise regularly. I do it mostly to be and feel healthy. I want to look nice, but I’m not obsessed with what my body looks like. (which is a good thing, considering the leg I live with)

So I laughed at this revised prayer …

Dear God,
Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
for all that you’ve done!
-Author Unknown

Do you think laughter is healthy? What makes you laugh?
Also, do you know any other revised prayers?

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Being Followed by Online Ads

Yesterday I did a few different things online … which is a normal random day for me. And I know that online sites, especially social media sites, match the ads displayed to me by what I do, where I go, what I search for, etc.

This morning that was really driven home.

1. Yesterday I looked at options for making a photo book online, so I was on a few different sites for that.

2. As my son was putting trash into our kitchen trash can, the broken lid clattered to the floor (one more time) It’s been broken awhile, but I kept forgetting to buy a new one. (there’s so many other things I’d rather do) But this time I promptly searched online, found one I like and ordered it.

3. I clicked on a link in a promo email from a stock photography site, where I had bought a photo or two last year. They’ve revamped their website and I wanted to see it.


Fast forward to this morning … I went on a blog to read it. It’s a blog that has changing ads on the side. The first ad was from the website where I ordered my trash can from. This is not a familiar or name brand store (at least not to me), so I chuckled and thought … what an odd coincidence.

Then I clicked on a second post on the blog, which changed the ads and the new ad was from one of the photo book sites I spent some time on yesterday. Now I thought … interesting, kinda feels like more than a coincidence.

So I had to experiment and clicked on a third post and sure enough it was for the stock photography site. Now this almost feels like stalking.

Now I’m curious, so I’m going to click on one more post on the site to see what the new ad is for. Here I go …

It’s an ad to “Go back to school and improve your skills” at the University of Phoenix. I was not on their site recently or any school/university/college site.

So now instead of the ads following me, I guess they are telling me where to go. Apparently ’they’ have seen that a skill of mine needs improving. Maybe ‘they’ have noticed how often I misspell a word or change/correct a sentence and ‘they’ figure it is time I improve my skills.

Or maybe I just paranoid this morning …

Have you even been ‘followed’ or ‘encouraged’ by ads on blogs, Facebook or other sites?

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“Everything Happens for a Reason” – Really?

I have questions about this familiar saying … Everything happens for a reason.

Really? Does it? Everything?

Everything from child abuse, to the latest iPhone, to a paper cut, to a war, to a sale on beach chairs?

I used to say it myself, but I don’t anymore. Though I hear it used by a range of people, in many different settings … most often said in an attempt to bring some kind of understanding/comfort/purpose to a difficult situation.

Each time I hear it, something in me cringes.

I’ve experimented with rewording the saying to … Everything happens, and a reason will come out of it. We are each responsible for what that reason will be.

I’ve seen similar things (good or bad) happen to different people and yet the outcome can be vastly different. One uses the challenge or the good fortune to move forward and maybe even help others along the way. While the other one does nothing or even takes a negative turn and hurts themselves and others by their choices.

So if everything happens for a reason — both the good or the bad result are what was supposed to happen?

Lately, I tend to look at life thinking everything happens and now I have the option of becoming better or bitter — it’s my choice. And the path I take determines what ‘reason’ will or will not come out of whatever happens.

How do you view that saying? Do you think everything happens for a reason?

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I am married to Jerry and we have three boys – ages 17, 20 and 22, so the conversations at our house often revolve around college, jobs and girls.

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*False claim: Though I’ve been give many reasons...I don’t know why bad things happen.