Revised Bedtime Prayer
Laughter is healthy.
I try to eat well and I exercise regularly. I do it mostly to be and feel healthy. I want to look nice, but I’m not obsessed with what my body looks like. (which is a good thing, considering the leg I live with)
So I laughed at this revised prayer …
Dear God,
Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
for all that you’ve done!
-Author Unknown
Do you think laughter is healthy? What makes you laugh?
Also, do you know any other revised prayers?
